Oversized floppy hats are one of those overwhelmingly girly yet non-sexy affectations that just make guys shrug their shoulders the same way we do when you insist that there is a crucial difference between blue-green and aqua-green. No, no we get it: one makes your nails “pop” while the other makes them “sparkle.” If you see a difference then by all means pop, or sparkle, or neither—whatever. The point is that its just so ornamental, that its hard to care.
Floppy hats are kind of like throw pillows; they’re not much use nor do they grab our attention but you seem to really like the , so fine. Just be advised that they make it really hard for us to make eye contact with you and offer to buy you a drink or give you a winning smile as a sign that we’d like to talk to you. Wait, was that the plan all along?
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